I am Laogzed, god of the troglodytes. I have a wikipedia page, if you need details. Anyhow, if you are concerned about humanity, the earth, or the doings of troglodytes, I am the one to listen and give feedback. I can speak English, but I must use a modulator to make more intelligible for humans. I currently use the free one AT&T, and my human friend Dan edits it to make it fit for human consumption.angry and sloppymore