There has been great trouble in the troglodyte world as of late caused by my wife's cousin Gormo. I hope to inform you of the news of our world and enlighten and possibly entertain you as well. My producer, Dan, has added music of my choosing; some of this music is the greatest humankind has given to the world. Also, I go into some detail on the evils of Garrison Keillor's singing. For the transcript, please click here.